DT : daren & tiff

August 4, 2006

A Lame Blog that will Make Money!!

Filed under: Daren, DEETEE, Fun, GladTidings, Lame — delephant @ 1:57 pm

Yups it ended with A LAME Blog that will Make Money! 🙂

But it all started with Alex and Sunita deciding to have another GTians lunch in KLCC. So i was graciously invited to come and dine at the all famous Burger King!! 🙂 YaY!! 🙂

When i got there about 1ish, a group of people were already dining. (Oh yes did i tell you that i didnt bring my wallet today…. hmm yes no ic, no money, no credit, no nothing! Hope no police stops me today). So i was looking for someone to Bless me today…. Lord please have someone Bless Me! (hehe)

Anyway, before the luncheon i was speaking with Athalia, and we sort of made this deal. We will have a Win-Win Luncheon, cos i asked her to spend me lunch, and in return i will also spend her lunch. (See the win – win?) 🙂

But, when I was there, Athalia already had her food, so I couldn’t spend her lunch, So in the end, I asked Athalia to lend me RM50 to get something to eat. (No its not that i will eat 50 Ringgit worth of Burger King food, but just that she needed change, kies!! )

So whilst looking for a place to line up, i spotted the shortest line (For those of you who dunno it yet, the shortest is always the one on the farthest left – if you are facing the BK counters). So was standing there, wondering what to eat, and out popped Sean, who came over to also order something. (Sean likes walking, pretty much like how a camel likes traversing the dessert; and he would walk from Bangunan Arab-Malaysian (on Raja Chulan) all the way to KLCC for lunch. He’s an amazing camel … I mean dude!)

So we were chatting and discussing on what to eat; and he was trying to antagonize me by offering to call the police and claiming a reward cos I didn’t have my ic with me …. that’s our dear Sean; when we suddenly realize that Hwee Yen was just standing on the next queue and, better yet, 3 people ahead of us. So behaving like total Malaysians, ahh .. tumpang .. ahh tumpang.. we jumped Queue!

She was nice and ended up taking our orders and also “Blessing” me with Lunch. Tks Yen!! J I owe u one Whopper!

Anyway, let me get back to the Lame Blog. So we were makan-ing and chatting and getting to know some new people. I met this new person by the name of K – Lee, so I introduced myself as D Lee (Initial First Name, and followed by my Last Name), not knowing that actually her Last Name is not Lee but Chan .. yeah lor, so she should be known as K Chan rite? (Kidding, Anyway, we introduced Sean & Alex to her as part of the Chan clan, and then to only find out that her Chan is more Changgih cos got “g” attached to the Chan, making her a Chang!)

I digress, towards the end of the lunch, Athalia was explaining a story to me about “Challahs” (err you will have to ask her to give your more insight into this wonderful tale of “Challahs in the Ark”) and then quite all of a sudden, our subjects switched to Blogs.

And this is where the rubber meets the road, Athalia said, U know, if Sean, Daniel & U (meaning me) come together and create a Blog, and just write stuff about our day to day stuff and be naturally (meaning to be Lame), she said the Blog would really, really take off and win awards and yes … make money too. She said lots of people would flock to your Blog and just come and read your entries as you guys talk to each other and make fun of each other and just be naturally, critically, sympathetically LAME!!

Hmmmm…… now that’s a really Brilliant Idea. Anyway, Sean, Daniel & me will now adjourn to plan, strategize and  see if we can work out a Lame Blog, mebbe we will just call it Log or Blame for short. Anyway.. if and when it materializes, we will definitely let you know!

And this is a small little prize for you. Cos you have decided to read all 643 words above (or 2643 characters) you will get to read one of Sean’s recent Lame Joke.  

Sean’s Lame Joke

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns, Justin and Christian, are swimming around in the sea. The prawns are constantly being harassed and threatened by the sharks that also inhabit the area. Finally, one day, Justin says to Christian, “I’m fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn’t have any worries about being eaten.

Just then, a large mysterious cod appears and says, “Your wish is granted!” Lo and behold, Justin turns into a shark. Horrified, Christian swims off, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.Time passes and Justin finds life as a shark boring and lonely. His old mate Christian swims away whenever he comes close to him! Several months later, Jutin sees the cod again and thinks maybe the enigmatic fish could change him back into a prawn.

He approaches the cod and begs to be changed  back, and lo and behold, he finds himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joyin his tiny little eye, Justin swims back to his old friend and declares, “Great news! I’ve found Cod. I’m a prawn again, Christian!” 


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