DT : daren & tiff

October 13, 2006

How do you know if you are a Hotelier?

Filed under: DEETEE, Fun, Hotel, Joke — delephant @ 8:12 pm

 

You are in the

hotel industry,

if  …  …

You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for 8 different managers 

“Going for cocktails and dinner” is NOT your idea of a nice evening 

When someone asks you your exact job profile, you lie 

You get really excited about a 2% pay increase 

You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet 

It’s dark on your drive to and from work 

Communication is something your “group” is having problems with 

You see a good looking person and you know it’s a visitor/guest 

Food left over from a banquet or meeting is your main staple diet 

You forget what you look like in anything but a suit 

All the work you were hired to do gets done before 9 and after 5 

You’re already late on an assignment you just received 

Your boss’s favourite lines are
           a. “When you get a minute…”
           b. “In your spare time….”
           c. “I have an opportunity for you…” 

50% of the people in your company don’t know what you do 

The other 50% of the people in your company don’t care what you do 

Vacation is something you roll over to next year, if you are allowed 

Change is the norm 

Nepotism is encouraged 

Six months is considered to be substantial longevity


You dial “9” before the number no matter where you are calling from

When you are walking in public, you have to fight the urge to pick up little scraps of paper and rubbish on the floor

Your toilet paper at home is folded in a triangle on the first sheet

You answer the phone at home “Hello this is….., how may I help you?” 

You eat in hotel restaurants for fun 

 You inspect your hotel room when travelling

  
Most of all, you read this entire list and understand it!


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October 6, 2006

Technical Support – U will laugh non stop

Filed under: Daren, Fun, Joke — delephant @ 6:56 pm

Thanks Gary for these User Friendly comics on Technical Support. Was laughing non stop. 🙂 Check it out!!

TECHNICAL SUPPORT

August 14, 2006

The Internet Generation

Filed under: DEETEE, Fun, Joke — delephant @ 6:45 pm

Haha … these are a collection of Laughs from various comic strips on how the Internet has changed our lives and the way we do things.

Read on and have a good one!

 

 

 

July 14, 2006

Zidane Head Butting – revisited

Filed under: DEETEE, Football, Fun, Joke, Video — delephant @ 1:33 pm

Many of you may have seen the actual thing on TV during the World Cup finals of Zidane head butting Marco Materazzi.

But did you ensure that your satelite showed you the other versions of that shot?

As seen by the Germans :  

 

As seen by the French :

 

As seen by the Italians :

 

As seen by the Americans :

 

As reported by the press :

 

Thanks to Carl, we now have an extended version of this Animation on a Video.

Check this Video out.

July 3, 2006

Joke: Can only happen to a WOMAN

Filed under: DEETEE, Fun, Joke — delephant @ 7:32 am

[Tks Shahnon for this joke!] 

Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman, Blonde no less, came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, “What is a seven-hundred-ten?” She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine,

I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there.”

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked
her
to draw what the piece looked like.She drew a circle and in th e middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and
asked, “is there a 710 on this car?”

She pointed and said, “Of course, its right there.”
Click on MORE to see the Picture!

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