DT : daren & tiff

October 13, 2006

How do you know if you are a Hotelier?

Filed under: DEETEE, Fun, Hotel, Joke — delephant @ 8:12 pm

 

You are in the

hotel industry,

if  …  …

You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for 8 different managers 

“Going for cocktails and dinner” is NOT your idea of a nice evening 

When someone asks you your exact job profile, you lie 

You get really excited about a 2% pay increase 

You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet 

It’s dark on your drive to and from work 

Communication is something your “group” is having problems with 

You see a good looking person and you know it’s a visitor/guest 

Food left over from a banquet or meeting is your main staple diet 

You forget what you look like in anything but a suit 

All the work you were hired to do gets done before 9 and after 5 

You’re already late on an assignment you just received 

Your boss’s favourite lines are
           a. “When you get a minute…”
           b. “In your spare time….”
           c. “I have an opportunity for you…” 

50% of the people in your company don’t know what you do 

The other 50% of the people in your company don’t care what you do 

Vacation is something you roll over to next year, if you are allowed 

Change is the norm 

Nepotism is encouraged 

Six months is considered to be substantial longevity


You dial “9” before the number no matter where you are calling from

When you are walking in public, you have to fight the urge to pick up little scraps of paper and rubbish on the floor

Your toilet paper at home is folded in a triangle on the first sheet

You answer the phone at home “Hello this is….., how may I help you?” 

You eat in hotel restaurants for fun 

 You inspect your hotel room when travelling

  
Most of all, you read this entire list and understand it!


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12 Comments »

  1. This is really funny!! Always thought the life of a hotelier looks so glamourous from the outside – must be influenced by the movies we see, huh? I’ve been following your blog and I thoroughly enjoy your entries 🙂

    Comment by Bkworm — October 15, 2006 @ 8:38 am

  2. Yes Daren, nobody can describe the ‘glamorous’life we hoteliers are having…

    i like to add one more, u r a hotelier if you understand the importance of putting your used towel on the rack instead of on the floor when u r travelling, because u know the pain of our housekeeping colleagues when they need to sort out those huge and thick towels to be washed !..

    Comment by Anthony — October 16, 2006 @ 12:33 pm

  3. So true… needless to say that u’ll never have a private life of ur own. Get paid worse than a driver. Long freekin point less hours… looks all great on TV rite. It aient, do it for the experience… to see how shitty life can get…(Ps been 5yrs in hotels, stuck in a 9 yr bond, dont wanna be here. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Comment by Kary — November 2, 2007 @ 9:21 am

    • u r stuck in a nine year bond, cant believe it..Do u think the bond is legal??? I also wonder y we all hoteliers are so unsatisfied and depressed about r work n pay..will dese working conditions for a hotelier never improve???..

      Comment by adi — November 22, 2009 @ 10:51 pm

  4. Yeah, i think i know what your talking about, i myself is a hotel graduate… i started working at a hotel as a page position. Then i quit in couple of months, i coulnt take working holidays and weekends and just working at the hotel. But now its been 4 months being jobless and i just got the same job but this time as a GSA. Hope this time i can last more than a year. I really want to be a sales coordinator but i have no choice to work my way up

    Comment by Michael Lee — June 19, 2008 @ 12:35 pm

  5. hi hoteliers!
    just another addition to ur list!

    “do not ever mess with a waiter while dining at a restaurant”

    you know what will happen to your food being served. yayks!

    cheers!

    Comment by Banana — March 4, 2009 @ 12:05 am

  6. Totally agree!!!

    Comment by Natasha — December 27, 2009 @ 2:34 pm

  7. u all r wroung becuz u dogs have passed out from normal university with 3rd class degree.. get a b.a. honours degree, it will knoc

    Comment by mandeep — May 21, 2011 @ 11:26 pm

  8. Actually I enjoy the life because it brings new meaning to humility and geniality. On the bright side:

    1) We make the best parties come alive, albeit serve our “friends”
    2)We can talk to anyone and everyone – a rare skill we’ve acquired.
    3) We get handsome tips from touching hearts
    4) It is a lifelong profession

    For better or worse, welcome to our world.

    Comment by Mike — September 23, 2011 @ 6:30 pm

  9. […] So before I actually get back into the hotel, I am enjoying this downtime.  No stories to tell yet but to share with you an interesting post I found through https://deetee.wordpress.com/2006/10/13/how-do-you-know-if-you-are-a-hotelier/ […]

    Pingback by Long weekend… « lifeofahotelier — October 9, 2011 @ 7:14 am

  10. I have spent my 8 years in hotels and this line has shown me different faces.now i become a manager and when i see my subordinates working i think of my past and always encourage them to enjoy the moments !!!!!!!.

    Comment by dinesh sajwan — September 12, 2012 @ 6:01 pm

  11. your wife is going to bed at night,but u can not b romantic,because you have to go hotel in night shift.

    Comment by Devendra Mehra — July 18, 2013 @ 10:42 pm


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